Typical show:

1. Open credit
   
2. Non communicative family comes on the show
   
3. A couple of the family members say what's on their minds
   
4. Dr Phil talks to them
   
5. A couple of the family members cry
   
6. Dr Phils wife randomly butts in ( sometimes it's the son! ) and gives her opinion/advice.
   
7. Dr Phil closes the show and gives the punch line of the show ( the doctor feelgood type phrase ). Dr Phil holds his wifes hand
   
8. Roll Credit
   

Last edited by jdat on Sep-02-2006 at 10:46

u forgot the bit about his wife always having an opinion

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Originally posted by narcism u forgot the bit about his wife always having an opinion

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Originally posted by bidor man this guy is amazing, the way he talks to his guests his attitude... he knows how to solve any problem!

"Do you know why you are morbidly obese?"
"Durrr... no."
"You eat too much. Don't eat so much. Buy my book."
"Thank you Dr. Phil, you've changed my life!"
*closing credits*

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sad but true

He's so full of crap. Perfect for the kind of people who watch oprah.

You guys obviously don't actually watch the show. He preaches nothing but COMMON SENSE and ACCOUNTABILITY for ones actions - something America seems to be lacking. That's why it seems so odd that he has his own show, because it's not like he's giving people any advice they couldn't figure out if they'd just get their heads out of their asses. But I guess Americans need to be hand held allllllllllll the way through life. Poor babies.


Dr. Phil is not the problem, it's the people that actually need his help. LOL.

Last edited by Silky Johnson on Sep-02-2006 at 14:29

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Originally posted by jennypie You guys obviously don't actually watch the show. He preaches nothing but COMMON SENSE and ACCOUNTABILITY for ones actions - something America seems to be lacking. That's why it seems so odd that he has his own show, because it's not like he's giving people any adivce they couldn't figure out if they'd just get their head's out of their asses. But I guess Americans need to be hand held allllllllllll the way through life. Poor babies.

That's exactly what pisses me off about it. He's supposedly a psychotherapist, but he doesn't do any psychotherapy at all. Why do those people need a "doctor" to tell them a bunch of crap like that? They're just really really mild problems of living that anyone with a bit of sense can solve. For once I'd like to see him take on a paranoid schizophrenic, an arachnophobe, a guy who doesn't realize he has a left hand and a guy who thinks he's george washington. Then *maybe* that would be more interesting.

But no.. it's all trivial couples problems like "oh my husband doesn't find me attractive anymore" (and guess what, she really was ugly!), because it draws that dumb housewife audience and gives them something to do between Jerry Springer and Days of our lives

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Originally posted by Aquarian That's exactly what pisses me off about it. He's supposedly a psychotherapist, but he doesn't do any psychotherapy at all. Why do those people need a "doctor" to tell them a bunch of crap like that? They're just really really mild problems of living that anyone with a bit of sense can solve. For once I'd like to see him take on a paranoid schizophrenic, an arachnophobe, a guy who doesn't realize he has a left hand and a guy who thinks he's george washington. Then *maybe* that would be more interesting. But no.. it's all trivial couples problems like "oh my husband doesn't find me attractive anymore" (and guess what, she really was ugly!), because it draws that dumb housewife audience and gives them something to do between Jerry Springer and Days of our lives

But that wouldn't be good for ratings.


I personally love watching people make fools of themselves on national t.v. How these people aren't embarrassed is beyond me. Hahahahaha.

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Originally posted by Aquarian That's exactly what pisses me off about it. He's supposedly a psychotherapist, but he doesn't do any psychotherapy at all. Why do those people need a "doctor" to tell them a bunch of crap like that? They're just really really mild problems of living that anyone with a bit of sense can solve. For once I'd like to see him take on a paranoid schizophrenic, an arachnophobe, a guy who doesn't realize he has a left hand and a guy who thinks he's george washington. Then *maybe* that would be more interesting. But no.. it's all trivial couples problems like "oh my husband doesn't find me attractive anymore" (and guess what, she really was ugly!), because it draws that dumb housewife audience and gives them something to do between Jerry Springer and Days of our lives

you would be more interested in the Maurry Povich show. He has people on it scared of peaches.

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Originally posted by Trancealot you would be more interested in the Maurry Povich show. He has people on it scared of peaches.

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