Sorry to have to tell you this on the forum. But your mom is moving out and will need a place to stay. I dropped her off at the homeless shelter with a blanket and five bucks and wished her luck.

So you can now quit calling me dad.

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Originally posted by djjonas So you can now quit calling me dad.

You may, however, continue to call me Dad.

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Originally posted by Zeonfiend You may, however, continue to call me Dad since she moved in with me.

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Originally posted by djjonas Fixed

Obliged. She did have five bucks, after all.

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jonas, just because i let all of myspace know that i pimp your mom out for quarters to support your heroin addiction doesn't mean you have to bring these lies to the forums. quit crying, suck it up, or i am beating your mother again, but this time with something sharp. clean up or shut up - or else the hooker gets it.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. jonas, just because i let all of myspace know that you pimp me out for quarters to the gay community to support my midget porn addiction doesn't mean you have to bring these lies to the forums. quit making fun of my weenie tucking ways, or i am banging a sheep again, but this time with a strap on. clean up or shut up - or else the sheep gets it from big daddy.

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Now,when your done using your recycled comments (yes, you used that one before), your mom needs to tell you something. Wait, she has her mouth full right now. Gives us a few more minutes.

How cute the dallas ghey-TA's play!

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i just read this forum and spit the coffee all over my homework and Voltaire readings. u guys crack me the hell up man. unreal.

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it's priceless to actually WATCH them play with each other IRL.













[pun intended, natch.]

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Originally posted by racing4hoes How cute the dallas ghey-TA's play!

You know, just when I think you have died of syphalis from the border town trannies you have been banging, you chime in at the last minute just to ruin my day by letting me know you're still alive.

If I rub ointment on you, will you go away?

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Originally posted by iclone it's priceless to actually WATCH them play with each other IRL. [pun intended, natch.]

Not as fun as watching old VHS tapes of Nicole's, eh-hem, 'Donkey shows'.

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Originally posted by architect1803 i just read this forum and spit the coffee all over my homework and Voltaire readings. u guys crack me the hell up man. unreal.

Ah Voltaire. Reading that is about as fun as shaving Dirk's mom's back

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Originally posted by djjonas Ah Voltaire. Reading that is about as fun as shaving Dirk's mom's back

LMFAO!!!