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Yohan
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Registered: Jan 2004
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Don't have the balls to break up with someone? Let this guy do it for you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5381250.stm

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Agency makes breaking up easier
Silhouette of divorced couple
A German businessman has set up a "separation agency" - a service to inform unsuspecting spouses and lovers their partners no longer want them.

Bernd Dressler will deliver the bad news - for those too scared to do it themselves - for 20 euros (£13) by phone, or for 50 euros (£33) in person.

The efficiency and directness of Mr Dressler's manner has earned him the nickname The Terminator.

The 52-year-old compares his company to a dating agency but "in reverse".

'Only the messenger'

"We have had dating agencies for 30 years. If you want to have a new partnership then you have to quit your previous one.

"I think it's the same market - just in reverse," Mr Dressler told the BBC.

The message can be delivered in a "sympathetic or direct manner". Mr Dressler said that most of his clients do not want any further contact with their ex-partner.

The client is asked to provide three reasons why they want to terminate the relationship - these are then passed on by the agency to the former lover.

"The time is right for this service. Many clients are unhappy in their partnerships and they want to end it in a neutral way," Mr Dressler said.

The former insurance manager said he has been fortunate never to have witnessed any extreme emotional reactions.

"I am only the messenger," he said.

I give him props for originality


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Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded

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English Rachel
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Registered: Jul 2006
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I think that's a great idea! I have stayed in a few relationships too long because I didn't know how to break it off!


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Could there be a crueller way of finding out you're no longer wanted/loved...

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Yohan
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quote:
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Could there be a crueller way of finding out you're no longer wanted/loved...

Move to another country, change name and face and don't tell the S.O?


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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded

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quote:
Originally posted by zokissima
Could there be a crueller way of finding out you're no longer wanted/loved...


Oh yes, far crueller! But I won't go there...


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klago
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quote:
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Oh yes, far crueller! But I won't go there...


Please do.

I think email is the worst way IMO.


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English Rachel
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Text message

Catching them cheating

Having a screaming row and saying horrible stuff

Clearing out the joint account

Packing stuff up... and leaving it on the front lawn


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quote:
Originally posted by klago
Please do.

I think email is the worst way IMO.


walking on your girl getting it doggy style and without interrupting their fun she tells you : " well...honey...i...dont...JESUS...think...this...thing...YEAH LIKE THAT...between...us...is...OOOOH IM COMING...going...to...work".

much worse than e-mail !

lol


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quote:
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walking on your girl getting it doggy style and without interrupting their fun she tells you : " well...honey...i...dont...JESUS...think...this-


at this point i'd grab my camera, record it and post it on the internet. of course i'd make sure that bitches mom would get it in her email

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klago
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I thought that we were entertaining some modicum of human decency here.

I guess I was wrong.


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There's nothing entertaining here [face_plain]

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quote:
Originally posted by klago
Please do.

I think email is the worst way IMO.



MSN is just as bad ...

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