I think I've heard most of these (not literally - HEARD them), always good for a reminder tho.
We used to always do a "Pickup Night" on holiday where everyone would get given 10 lines that we had to use by the end of the night.
Most of these were used!! fucking funny when there's 10 of you trying them out

My mates used to come home with PROPER black eyes and stuff

The lines you have are a just a little cheesy if you ask me.

A guy I work with said he has tried this one, and I works quite often.

Approach a chic with 5 or 10 bucks in your hand, and ask her, with a serious face, "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?". Most girls will think its funny, and start talking to you cause you got a sense of humour.

If the girl says gimme the money, you know she's not interested, and it only cost you 5 bucks, instead of having to buy drinks for her all night.

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you: Let me guess, You work at UPS.
her: Why do u say that?
you: You'd have to by the way ur looking at my package.

Fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't ur name Helga?

If u were a booger, I'd pick u first.

you: U wouldn't have sex/talk with a complete stranger would u?
her: no
you: great, my name is (insert name).



and if all else fails, at least wait till last call to say this one:

you: Excuse me, would u fuck a guy with a 2" dick?
her: no
you: Great, I have 8 inches!



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this is in the humor forum! hello! of course the lines are cheesy.the whole idea behind pickup lines is that if the girl is initially attracted to you anyways she will likely smile, and laugh at the patheticness of your line, but still continue to chat with you.. this is how they work, however i like your idea about the $5 so i suppose if anyone wants to post really slick tips.. those are cool too

::ditto::

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Originally posted by sickboy66 this is in the humor forum! hello! of course the lines are cheesy.the whole idea behind pickup lines is that if the girl is initially attracted to you anyways she will likely smile, and laugh at the patheticness of your line, but still continue to chat with you.. this is how they work, however i like your idea about the $5 so i suppose if anyone wants to post really slick tips.. those are cool too

Point taken.. I guess cause it is in the humour forum, I shouldnt criticize... I guess its cause I would never have the balls to say any of those 'cheesy' lines to a girl... Id be too afraid of a slap in the face....The lines are funny, but only for the guy. A line like the $5 one will get the girl laughing too, and she wont think that its necessarily cheesy (unless she's heard that one too).

The lines you put are funny though... They remind me of some email fowards I have received.

cheers

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alright guys so i put down all the one i could think off the top of my head, got contributions? got some real advice on tried and true lines? drop em!

LOL...i love these.,.,..

these are my favorites..that you all gave...

say.. didn't we used to go to different schools together?

hey my pony ran away... :-( but i was hoping maybe you'd give me a ride? ...LOL....PONY...LOL......LOL....LMAO....LOL,,,
..LOL...PONY..LOL..

Fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't ur name Helga?

If u were a booger, I'd pick u first.

you: Excuse me, would u fuck a guy with a 2" dick?
her: no
you: Great, I have 8 inches!

thnaks for the laugh...LOL...i dont think i will try any of these...but they are fun to say to chics when your drunk at a bar and having fun.....

there was another pick up line from another thread that went something like this...and it made me fucking laugh my ass off..

You - "hey you wanna dance?"
Her - "NO !!"
You - "Good i have to take a shit anyway"

LOL LOL LOL LOL...i LOVE that one...whoever said it - is the funniest

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"Wanna play architect?"
"How do you play that?"
"It's where we go back to my place and have sex."

"Hey there, is your daddy a janitor?"
"No, why?"
"Because you look really poor."

"Hey there good looking, wanna screw?" *Pinches bum*
"Ewwwww... no way!"
"Oh sorry. I thought you were my sister."

"Hey there, that's a really pretty dress you're wearing."
"Thanks."
"Mind if I try it on?"

And so forth.....

Heres one i picked up the other day...
"Are you from Tennesse?"
"No, why?"
"Cause you're the only 10 I see."

you: hey, you wanna dance?
her: no
you: i don't think you heard me, i said you look fat in those pants

it's a good burn if she blows you off
but if she says yes, then disregard line #3 and do what comes naturally

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