Slinky takes over Elements, Firvale Road, Bournemouth

Fri 17th November 2006

9.00pm – 4.00am

Slinky takes over Bournemouth’s biggest club with their favourite hard house line up!

I know what you’re all thinking – Elements? But I thought that til I went in to see the venue the other day!! There are plenty of bars, plenty of toilets (with toilet paper and no flies!! Shock horror!), cheap drinks and it’s in the centre of town, so plenty of pre-Slinky bars to go to. The staff seem really friendly and everyone there is really looking forward to welcoming the Slinky massiiiive!!

Main Room:
Tidy Boys (Jolly nice chaps, bit queer though, constantly trying to convince us they aren’t gay and that they like girl’s fannies, we “believe” them!)
Rob Tissera (Once swam the English channel wearing a shell suit whilst singing all 6 verses of the national anthem repeatedly only to be arrested on the other side for cheating after catching a ride on a sperm whale half way across – tut tut Bobby T)
Nick Sentience (Once won a competition for reading the whole of the Bible backwards in the shortest time and can cook 30-minute pasta in 20 minutes - impressive)
Kym Ayres (Helps small children build big tents during her lunch break and can tread water for three days non-stop. She doesn’t perspire and once toured America with a skydiving wind tunnel demonstration carrying nothing but a hanky and a small bag of nuts – wow what a CV!)


Tickets:
£7 + b/fee in adv, £10 on the door

Tickets available from:
Ticket Web:
Web – www.ticketweb.co.uk
Phone – 08700 600 100

The Door Guy:
Phone – 01202 552163
Web – www.thedoorguy.co.uk

Outlets:
Frolic Records - Burlington Arcade, Bournemouth – 01202 290308

Coaches:
- Available from usual outlets in Southampton, Portsmouth, Winchester, Basingstoke and Chichester.
- For more info on pick up times etc visit www.slinky.co.uk/bournemouth
- Call Sam on 07976 558073 for more enquiries and possibility of pick up’s from other towns

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