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He must've learned that one from his owner.

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Originally posted by Yan He must've learned that one from his owner.

lmao, actually my dogs an old diabetic...she ate a whole bunch of hot dog buns yesterday afternoon....that shit throws off her blood sugar thus making her leak.

slkfgjklsdfjg

grab her head, put it close to the pissy bed, and yell "NO, NO, NO". and then punch her in the throat.

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Originally posted by eFeKz lmao, actually my dogs an old diabetic...she ate a whole bunch of hot dog buns yesterday afternoon....that shit throws off her blood sugar thus making her leak. slkfgjklsdfjg

Poor girl.

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Originally posted by XoxidE grab her head, put it close to the pissy bed, and yell "NO, NO, NO". and then punch her in the throat. - Ghanzarya

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similar story

so my buddy jon gets horribly drunk on wine one night and decides to go to bed, about an hour after he passes out he pukes all over the matress and it wakes him up, he then realizes that this isnt his room, its his roomates.... so he goes to his room and passes out again, so his roomate comes upstairs in the morning and says o fuck i dont remember puking in my room last night..... all we heard was jon laughing histerically from his bedroom.


fast forward 2 months, poker night at jons place, after we killed the second keg, jons roomie is pretty hammed and decides its payback time, goes upstairs and pisses on jons bed..... great idea but unfourtunatly it wasnt jon who passed out in jons room that night. jons roomike passed out in jons room and was too drunk to remember what he did lol.....

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by XoxidE grab her head, put it close to the pissy bed, and yell "NO, NO, NO". and then punch her in the throat.

haha. amazing

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