There's a young man who goes by the name, Alesky Varner. He is 23 and is currently enrolled at Yale. When Alesky sent in his resume to UBS this September, he perhaps expected to be drooled over. His first pay check would be the envy of nearly any recent college grad. Afterall,his resume was perfect. What he did not expect, however, was that a month later, his whole world would come crashing down upon him. Now, he faces charges of plagerism, legal troubles from charities, medical suits and the SEC. He has been exposed as a fraud, and perhaps may be expelled from Yale if a petition to have him ousted gains enough momentum...

To read the full story of this douche, I have provided a collection of his rise to infamy:

IvyGate Blog Report
*Gotta read some of this stuff, hillarious. Scroll about half way down the page until you see an embedded video with a clip of a tennis player. This is the video he had linked on his resume.

Times Article

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wow this guy is getting mega owned

You're weeks out of the loop.

BTW, his behavior isn't new. Check out this article from when he was a pre-frosh (different last name, same guy) - http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives...umpus_may02.pdf, pages 12-13

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"Go back to bed america your government is in control
Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
Here you go America you are free to do as we tell you
We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

tsk tsk... why lie when there's so much at stake? other people do this stuff too...

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Groundhog Boy You're weeks out of the loop. BTW, his behavior isn't new. Check out this article from when he was a pre-frosh (different last name, same guy) - http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives...umpus_may02.pdf, pages 12-13

Actually, my buddy at Goldmans gave me his resume before all this fraud stuff came out, so I thought he was actually going to get away with it. Also, I realize a ton of people exagerate on their resume's but this guy took it to whole new levels.

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Repost. Next!!!

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