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KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
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 Oct-27-2006 02:57 
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Akridrot
Suspended User
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Free Candy! Yay! (Only available in select vans)
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My movie would be called: The LOL that ruined my life
Director: Nou
Synopsis:
A man named Orwo, likes to play in diapers. What he doesn't know is that his diapers have been doused in Anthrax. He's receiving oral sex from his 'sitter,' when his mother comes by to drop off his spinach and milk.
In panic, he quickly runs to the bathroom, wipes his cummy dick on the toilet paper roll and answers the door. His mother goes to the bathroom because of her incontinence, wipes her pussy with the toilet paper and is impregnated. 10 Months later, he receives a text message from his wife screaming 'LOL,' and is promptly arrested by the Cock Police.
Join him in his Zany adventures in "Boot Camp" where they triple penetrate your ass with cocks all day, and attempt to shove a boot up your ass at the end. If the boot doesn't fit, you must repeat the camp until it does. (Why do you think they call it 'boot camp'?)
Edited for: Clarity, minus the hilarity.
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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear
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Oct-27-2006 03:09 
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Masonious
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
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BLOOD VENGEANCE
Director: Ron Howard
Plot: Retired General Ron Johnson is accused of a crime he didn't commit. After a dramatic court trial, he is falsely proclaimed guilty and escapes after killing the judge, jury and everyone else with his bare hands (they turn out later to all be convicted rapists) he goes to the jungle and falls in love with a scientist but the scientist is no ordinary scientist. It's an alien-scientist with fresh new ideas for how to rejuvenate Hollywood. Unfortunately, Colonel Frank Ironhammer , former foe who is awkwardly revealed through a rapid flashback sequence, misses his intended target and hits the alien-scientist just as it's divulging the plot to the best movie ever. The intended target, we find out later, was NOT General Ron Johnson and WE WERE LED TO EXPECT, no....the intended target was a monkey carrying a unique strain of the AIDS virus called the cancer, obesity, idiocy, tetanus, Ululating-SIDS-AIDS virus, or coitus-AIDS virus strain which actually cured its own acronym and subsequent suffix, it could have been turned into a frosty brew but General Ron Johnson worked for AN EVIL PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY and it was not in their best interest to have this potential cure realized so they sent him in. Right as we see the monkey get killed EARTH EXPLODES, the aliens that spawned the scientist realize we're beyond hope and evaporate us using ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY.
before the credits roll, the audience is presented with a black screen. white text slowly scrolls up with deep, moving music playing in the background:
funny how we humans don't realize things until it's too late
*slowly fades out*
*slow fade in:*
we, the cursed went out with the cure - coitus which takes its name from the Latin coire: 'go together'
*the audience gasps and their IQs skyrocket*
*slowly fades out*
*slow fade in:*
In Memory of Herb Jackson
absolutely no one has any clue who the fuck that is.
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