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OMG..too funny! Ive just encounted the dumbest ebay'er!
HAHAHA this is too funny...check out this series of emails from someone who was interested in my auction. ***some background...Im selling a bunch of trance records on ebay, all of them are in the "Music / Records" catagory (make note of that)...and one of the records is Mario Lopez - Blind ***
Ok here is the auction discription:
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Mario Lopez - Blind
Record Includes:
Green Court Remix
Original Vocal Edit
CJ Sly vs. DJ Dick
Villvs Sunstar Club Mix
Record is in great condition.
Buyer pays $4.25 shipping and handling. I combine shipping so check out my other auctions!
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Now here begins the funny part. These are the emails in order of the ones I recieved and what I replied.
confussed ebay'er:
is this a record album or tape or cd?
me:
12" Vinyl Record
(thinking she is pretty stupid because once again it is under the "Music / Records" catagory)
confussed ebay'er:
oh, is there a way how you could copy it to a tape and i pay you for that.
me:
I dont even own a tape player!...but if you win the auction and you want, I can copy it to cd for an additional couple bucks (cost of blank cd). And Ill send you the cd along with the record.
(all the time Im thinking this poor sap wants these songs but must obviously be stuck in the 80s...only owning a tape player)
confussed ebay'er:
ok but how are you going to be able to do that.
me:
(ok now Im thinking this person is a total idiot. and starting to think this is a joke...so as Im thinking of a reply to this I get this persons next email...)
confussed ebay'er:
one more question. is this the mario lopez from saved by the bell?
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Ok there is where I about lost it. At first I totally though someone was f'ing with me. But then it all started to make sence...I check this persons name, and sure enough it was a girl. I checked her other auctions she bid on / won....Mario Lopez VHS tapes...haha, this chick who is obsessed with the Actor Mario Lopez though my record had some thing to do with him....hence her asking if I can copy it to "tape"(VHS).
How the hell she got that from my record auction and discription, I have no clue.
Anyway this was my final email to her:
HAHAHA...what exactly do you think this auction is for? (I am very
interested in knowing!!!) After that last question I realized you have no clue. This auction is under the Music / Records catagory....meaning it is a record. Do you think it is some sort of video of the actor Mario Lopez or something? I see you have an obsession with him...so much that it will blind you from the blatantly obvious. Once again let me tell you it is in the Records catagory, and unless your beloved Mario Lopez has a career in the music industry as well it must obviously be for a different musician also named Mario Lopez.
Sorry to get your hopes up for the rare Mario Lopez item you thought you found, but I must thank you for the good laugh I had trying to figure out what the hell you've been talking about.
If you are still interested in the record I am selling by the artist who happens to have the same name as the actor Mario Lopez...please bid!
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So now you guys know there is an actor also named Mario Lopez...so when looking for his records on ebay, make sure its not some washed up actor.
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Last edited by D-Syde on Mar-22-2002 at 01:43
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