Luis and Francisco are a couple of homeboys that were having the burrito special at their favorite place King Taco, when they heard this awful choking sound coming from somewhere under the tables at the further end of the restaurant. They went looking and saw this viejita a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down some menudo too fast.
Francisco looks scare and traumatized tells to Luis, "What do you say Ese shall we help her?" "Well Yeah guey", said Luis.
Francisco looks around and since nobody care or give a shit... he got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you briffe?", she shook her head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook her head No...
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt, pull her
calzones down and licked her butt. She was so shocked and perplex that she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief.
Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, see guey that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!!!"