i was out with this chick, and we wee at a bar and she brought her dog with her, and kept the lil shit in her purse. it had that fuckin bow on its head n shit, fuckin gay lil ******. anyways she was told by managemnt the dog wasnt allowed in the bar. so she disappears and comes back and after a half hour im like "wheres da pooch?". bitch left it in the car.....!!! its fuckin 3 degress celsius outside the poor thing was dying!!!. anyways we leave and we head to the park by my house to smoke a j. i pull up to the parking lot and she pulls in and her car smells like ass. like something was burning. and im like "dude whats wrong with ur car?!/" and sshes like "i dunno i just bought it the other day, i think i got ripped off it smells like shit everytime i drive it" so i pop the hood to take a look, check under the car, cant figure it out. and then i figure it must be the brakes. i go into the car, and shes been driving the entire time with her emergency break on.......... I love paris hilton dumb bimbo chicks

so did you ht hte chick or the dog?

looooooooooooooooool

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy shes been driving the entire time with her emergency break on.......... I love paris hilton dumb bimbo chicks

Marry this chick Eric.

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This reminds me of my ex gf. I get to her house to go out to a club. She says she will drive & im like Sure. She starts driving & i see her fighting the steering wheel while driving. Her car was a piece of shit, so i didnt think much. Then i ask her to stop so i can get smokes, while pulling in the gas station she said she thinks her driver side tire might need air. I walk around her side to check it & its flat. Dumb fucking bitch.

Then a couple weeks later the engine goes on the car. Shes pissed & thinks bad luck always happens to her. I ask her if she changed the oil ever & she says "oops". Fucking dummy.

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Originally posted by jonSun Then i ask her to stop so i can get smokes, while pulling in the gas station she said she thinks her driver side tire might need air. I walk around her side to check it & its flat. Dumb fucking bitch.

LOL!!!!

WAIT A MINUTE ERIC


is this that same girl who was your buddys girlfriend who had that dog? and he was totally wipped by her... like back in 2001?

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit WAIT A MINUTE ERIC is this that same girl who was your buddys girlfriend who had that dog? and he was totally wipped by her... like back in 2001?

nah this is just some random bimbo that i met last week

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy nah this is just some random bimbo that i met last week

ok good

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Originally posted by jonSun This reminds me of my ex gf. I get to her house to go out to a club. She says she will drive & im like Sure. She starts driving & i see her fighting the steering wheel while driving. Her car was a piece of shit, so i didnt think much. Then i ask her to stop so i can get smokes, while pulling in the gas station she said she thinks her driver side tire might need air. I walk around her side to check it & its flat. Dumb fucking bitch. Then a couple weeks later the engine goes on the car. Shes pissed & thinks bad luck always happens to her. I ask her if she changed the oil ever & she says "oops". Fucking dummy.

If I seriously had a dime every time I heard a girl say she ruined her car because she never changed the oil. Cars may be more of a guy thing but knowing that a car needs oil and it needs to be changed is one of the absolute basics of a car.

I had a friend who ruined her emergency brake because she left it on and then proceded to do 100 on the parkway.