Who steals from the office fridge? Or at home?

There is some chicken parm & penne in my fridge. It's looking DAMN good. My sister lives here still, and she probably needs it for when she comes home from work.

At my house, there is a lot of food that is off limits because it's used for specifically my dad. And then on top of that, my sister buys her own food and puts it in the fridge.

It's all really tempting.

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Home fridge with family... maybe. Office fridge... Hell No. For some reason i just wouldnt trust other peoples food.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Who steals from the office fridge? Or at home? There is some chicken parm & penne in my fridge. It's looking DAMN good. My sister lives here still, and she probably needs it for when she comes home from work. At my house, there is a lot of food that is off limits because it's used for specifically my dad. And then on top of that, my sister buys her own food and puts it in the fridge. It's all really tempting.

I really dont living in that kinda environment were some food is of limits, shit its just food.

Its like when ever i buy food, and its not right infront of me feel free to eat what you choose. This is how i grew up with my family, were every thing is meant for sharing. I cant really put it into words.

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i dont have this dilema

everything in the fridge at home is for everyone in the house to eat.

when i lived with my aunt and uncle, we were all very cool about sharing food. they never got mad if i ate food they bought, and i always tried to keep the fridge stocked with good stuff that they'd like too.

i steal food from RJT and his roommate... although i felt really bad last weekend because i ate a pretty good amount of an ice cream cake that his roommate bought.

i would never steal food from the office fridge though. occasionally we have donuts or chips or cake in the kitchen for everyone to have, but i'd never take someone's lunch or drinks that they keep in the fridge. it used to happen all the time at my last job... this one woman always tried to steal my Snapple iced teas and i always caught her since her desk was right by the kitchen, lol... but yeah it sucks opening the fridge and seeing your food/drink gone!

and since i live alone i can't steal food from anyone at home... unless i steal my kitten's food. yuck.

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i once had my lunch stolen on a regular basis until i made a phony one with a 2 week old tuna sandwich in it.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i once had my lunch stolen on a regular basis until i made a phony one with a 2 week old tuna sandwich in it.

That's what tasted disgusting

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Originally posted by Azia That's what tasted disgusting

no....

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Originally posted by lücid i would never steal food from the office fridge though. occasionally we have donuts or chips or cake in the kitchen for everyone to have, but i'd never take someone's lunch or drinks that they keep in the fridge. it used to happen all the time at my last job... this one woman always tried to steal my Snapple iced teas and i always caught her since her desk was right by the kitchen, lol... but yeah it sucks opening the fridge and seeing your food/drink gone!

People who steal food from office fridges should get fired. I hardly store food in ours anymore, but it used to really piss me off when I'd leave half of a hero in there for the next day and someone would help themselves to it.

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Some son of a bitch ate all the good stuff off some chicken stir fry dish i had cooked up and brought in. brown rice on the bottom, and delicious chicken and vegetables on top. I go in at lunchtime and pop open the top and some fuckhead had frantically devoured the top layer.

and whoever it was used their hands. i considered continually bringing in the most delectable dishes but always lacing them with ipecac, like a LOT of ipecac.

I'd wait patiently in my office until i heard the sound of someone writhing around in their cube throwing up uncontrollably then run out and hit them repeatedly with a plastic whiffle-ball bat.

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Originally posted by Masonious I'd wait patiently in my office until i heard the sound of someone writhing around in their cube throwing up uncontrollably then run out and hit them repeatedly with a plastic whiffle-ball bat.

Whiffle-ball bat A or B?

A. Shaped just like a normal bat, but yellow and plastic

B. Long and thin, only slightly bat-shaped; also yellow and plastic

?????

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Originally posted by Ygrene Whiffle-ball bat A or B? A. Shaped just like a normal bat, but yellow and plastic B. Long and thin, only slightly bat-shaped; also yellow and plastic ?????

An excellent question, I'm thinking option a is my best bet except I'd write, 'The Stealer Healer' on the side of it and load it with sand perhaps: