so being the idiot i am, when my girlfriend offered to be DD for the night since my boys were commin up to visit. i said sure why not.... knowing full well what kind of shit we were going to get in. so in order to mitigate the risk of being single the next day, i took her out for a really nice dinner before hand.

then it started. i had a 24 of labatt 50 in the back of my van, and we headed over to my buddies house. he has a c02 tap system and a keg of pabst blue ribbon in his keg fridge, so we had a few pints then the party rolled out 6 guys and my gf.

so we crashed a kegger so we could get drunk for cheap before the bar. None of us paid the ten bucks to get in..... got super super drunk then decided we wanted to go to the rippers. o i forgot to mention that most of my buddies got kicked out of said kegger for being morons........ that and we were technically stealing beer.

so we get to the rippers, and we are all sitting there and then my buddy decides to go for a toonie slide. gets up on the stage and the stripper pulls his belt off, pulls down his pants and whips the shit out of him with his belt 3 times. then she stood up and went from standing and dropped straight down onto his nuts. i almost peed my pants.

so after taht debaucle and since they had refused to sell us more beer, we did what any group of idiots would do when they are too drunk to buy 7 dollar beers.... go to the casino :P

so we leave the casino at 4:30 am after i lost a good 40 - 50 bucks to get some food. so driving down elgin st in ottawa, i had my head out the window of the van yelling I LIKE HOW MUCH at ever girl i saw. my gf has a great sense of humor thank god. so we get to mcdonalds and we are in the drive thru line. and this idiot in his rice rocket behind us keeps reving the fuckin engine like he is a race driver n shit, so i did what any reasonably drunk person would do, i got out of the van and stood in front of him and mooned him.

then the ****** ran into me. hit me so hard i got knocked right up onto his hood. my knees and legs are pretty sore today. but that asshole is gonna be buying a new hood. cause i dented the shit out of it. so after that incident we dropped my buddies off and then the gf and i headed back to my place, wehre aparently i was so drunk that i managed to stay awake for about 4 seconds wonce i put my head down on the pillow......

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?