Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
We'll figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard And they leave the house without packing heat Never even bring their guns to the mall

that's funny.

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess that's funny.

The whole thing is funny. Apparently, there are some people upset by this parody.... I don't understand why.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard The whole thing is funny. Apparently, there are some people upset by this parody.... I don't understand why.

Hmmm... No mention of igloos? I'm disappointed.

In honour of this parody, I think I'm going to watch Canadian Bacon again.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard The whole thing is funny. Apparently, there are some people upset by this parody.... I don't understand why.

yeah, seriously. the actual weird al song is great. i think people are upset about all the self made videos on youtube. at least that is what i got from the news reports.

This is brilliant and very cute. I don't think it is offensive (although I can't speak as I'm not 'Canadian'), I think it is cute and speaks volumes to the good nature of Canadians in comparison to the gun weilding Americans...

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Did anyone notice in the rolling credits:

"Canadain Idiot" ?

Otherwise, great song. Wierd Al is awesome.

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that wasnt funny at all, he didnt poke fun at canada at all! im disappointed.

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"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.".

Loved it!

"..what they're talking aboot" lol

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard The whole thing is funny. Apparently, there are some people upset by this parody.... I don't understand why.

because some people have a stick up their ass?

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

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Originally posted by English Rachel This is brilliant and very cute. I don't think it is offensive (although I can't speak as I'm not 'Canadian'), I think it is cute and speaks volumes to the good nature of Canadians in comparison to the gun weilding Americans...

Wait until you get to rural Alberta to meet some Canadian rednecks

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded