Girls with HOT voices and DISGUSTING faces thread
Why must life constantly tease and disappoint?
Today we went to my aunt's for Thanksgiving. My aunt's husband (we'll call him H) revealed to me today that he had a daughter with another woman before he met my aunt. All the family older than my generation knew this, but never really spoke about it.
His daughter is doing BIG things. She is intelligent and successful, and he's mighty proud of her. H told me to go on-line to check for her, but he didn't know where to go. So he calls her to ask.
After a few sentences exchanged between them, he puts the phone to my ear.  
In all honesty, her voice alone excited me. So she gives the directions and we get to the site, all is good. I ask "How much older than me is she? I've never seen her before?" At this point I'm desperate to see this beauty. He only confirms that she's much older than me, but offers to show me her pics. I am happy.
After he comes back with his book, he flips through the pages looking for her pic. I am on the edge of my seat, and I want to see this hot babe. He can't find it. He flips front to back, looking for it. Damn, I'm disappointed. "Hold on, I know where her picture is," he says.
Now I can't wait, he's in the back rummaging through his stuff, looking for me. I imagine how beautiful and fuckable she will look. I get hard, I fantasize about meeting her on false pretenses (something about relatives) and fucking her. I can't help myself.
He walks toward me with the picture and I start smiling, I can't wait. He shows me. She has a FUCKING MUSTACHE. 
RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!
STUPID UGLY BITCH!!!!!!!
Then he was grinning at me and I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I said "looks familiar," already uninterested in whatever bullshit he had to tell me about that.
Seriously, I got so hyped up by myself that I expected her to be drop dead gorgeous. I was dead wrong. 
Thank science I still have a hot cousin who's always asking for me. If I play my cards right I'll be all up in her ass by next year. But it'll take some work, her mother is about to die (she'll be all sad and depressed, you know how it is).
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