these are hilarious

...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
...I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
...Illiterate? Write For Help
...If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong
...Cat: The Other White Meat
...Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

---my uncle raped your honors student
---my son is inmate of the month at the california state penitentiary

I love reading bumper stickers!
I saw one recently that read, if you can read this, then you are to close.

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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

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Originally posted by dallastar I love reading bumper stickers! I saw one recently that read, if you can read this, then you are to close.

some are funny
some are

its like seeing it for the frist time but then the more of them I read I am like this an't funny anymore

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ATB -Let u go
Iio - Rapture(riva edit)
Dj Encore - I see right through you
Lasgo - something

The best vocal tunes on LI RIP(2001-2002)

This wouldn't work unless the person in front of you could read it but...

"You're like my asshole, always holdin up shit."

i want the i <3 shemales sticker

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People who own my ass: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Tribu, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, Miss Bliss.
Psy-T - Down The Rabbit Hole (400minute long acid set)

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Originally posted by D-res This wouldn't work unless the person in front of you could read it but... "You're like my asshole, always holdin up shit."

ew, gross, but funny

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix

what if someone had a sticker that said, bend over?

"I <3 horsey cock"

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

My son sells drugs to your honor roll student