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DarkAngel
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Furry Invader

Uh yeah. It's like, almost 3:30 in the morning, and I went to use the can real quick when I saw something I couldn't believe. A fuckin' RAT, almost a foot long, in the water below. I slammed the toilet lid shut and was like WTF.

This has never happened before...

It took me a while to figure out this plan of disposal because 1. I didn't wanna break my toilet 2. I didn't want a major bloody (LITERALLY) mess on my hands.

So I went and got two of my swords: I used my broadsword to lift the lid up, and then I used my medium Samurai sword, still in its plastic sheathe, to bludgeon this fuckin' animal.

So I opened the lid and hit it with repeated attacks. There was very little blood spilled but it tainted the water a bit. The animal, terrified, started to crawl back in and I flushed. Down the bitch went. It's gone for now, but am I glad my can's lid is always closed 'cause this was some creepy ass shit.

I fuckin' hate rats.

Dec-01-2006 08:28

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Yan
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?

Damn man... Rats.

Dec-01-2006 08:34

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pkcRAISTLIN
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thats fucking great. did you use any special combos?

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DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
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Originally posted by Yan
Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?

Damn man... Rats.

Yeah, dude. Several times, but the bitch just wouldn't go down until I assaulted it. I've killed mice before but NEVER rats. I was pretty nervous about the whole thing. This thing was a fuckin' monster. I only hope it never comes back.

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thats fucking great. did you use any special combos?

7-hit Super Combo finish.

Dec-01-2006 08:36

Danny Ocean
Throwin' Shapes

Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse

fuck, imagine if you go take a shit and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your asshole..shitfuck....

Dec-01-2006 08:37 Italy

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Yan
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.

Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

Dec-01-2006 08:38

DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
fuck, imagine if you go take a shit and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your asshole..shitfuck....

Precisely. A mindfuck of a thought. Ack. It truly pays to look before you s(h)it or shoot.

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You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.

Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

Dec-01-2006 08:39

pkcRAISTLIN
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quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

poor, unknown hollywood execs?

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Dec-01-2006 08:40 Australia

Yan
fauxhawk

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
poor, unknown hollywood execs?

Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?

Dec-01-2006 08:41

DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?

It could happen. There was an episode called "Corporate Raiders from Dimension X" once.

Now I can't sleep. When I attacked that thing the adrenaline started flowing...I've never tried to kill something that big before.

Dec-01-2006 08:43

Danny Ocean
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse

he is going to have his revenge!!

Dec-01-2006 08:46 Italy

pkcRAISTLIN
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Registered: Jul 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
he is going to have his revenge!!

hahaha. yeah, instead of "the crow" its "the rat" who dedicates himself to vengeance on DA's bared ass.

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