Ok

I need one of you to help me score a chick

One of you to get me a job

One of you to help me with my homework

and one of you to help me wipe my ass

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GO!

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

post a pic of your balls first

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Originally posted by Sunsnail post a pic of your balls first

He will do that you know

post a pic of your imitation of goatse


or, better yet, *******!

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Originally posted by enferno post a pic of your imitation of goatse or, better yet, *******!

i posted a goatse pic once at the c0r....i didnt know it was goatse till about 2 pages popped up with people flaming me

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Originally posted by Sunsnail post a pic of your balls first

stretch em out like a batwing haha

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"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - homer

-cant score u a chick cuz ur ghey
-cant get u a job cuz i dont know your SSN and bank info (send PM plz)
-cant do high school homework cuz it brings back bad memories
-cant wipe ur ass cuz....cuz

I think we all need help with life, that's why we should all try to get along

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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

When the time comes i'll help you DIE.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

Hire a prostitute to help you with your homework

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