Yes, that's right, the opportunity you've all been waiting a lifetime for is here - you all have the chance to write the bio for the Turner & Romano artist page on myspace!



In reality, Myra and I just don't want to do it - So if the lot of you come up with some utterly ridiculous drivel we find even the slightest bit funny, we'll probably end up using it out of shear laziness.

So thanks. You guys are real pals

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They met on TA...now they fuck and spin tracks. Oh and they're in love.

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Originally posted by dj_bas They met on TA...now they fuck and spin tracks. Oh and they're in love.

Spot on m8. Top notch work.

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Thanks! That took a lot of time. I was torn between saying you guys like to fuck before or after I mentioned you were in love.

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Originally posted by dj_bas They met on TA...now they fuck and spin tracks. Oh and they're in love.

that's good.

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Feel free to read about our "influences" on our page at http://www.myspace.com/turnerandromano for any background information.

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Turner & Romano were born in antartica 17 years ago. The polar bear was proud. One day some bad whalers came & abducted them & took them to the big smoke. They grew up on the streets, whoring themselve out, but didnt go hungry because they sprinkled salt on their crack pipes.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Turner & Romano were born in antartica 17 years ago. The polar bear was proud. One day some bad whalers came & abducted them & took them to the big smoke. They grew up on the streets, whoring themselve out, but didnt go hungry because they sprinkled salt on their crack pipes.

Excellent work. Please feel free to expand on that... We actually thought of PM'ing you or Mason and asking you guys to work together on one for us

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Turner & Romano were born in antartica 17 years ago. The polar bear was proud. One day some bad whalers came & abducted them & took them to the big smoke. They grew up on the streets, whoring themselve out, but didnt go hungry because they sprinkled salt on their crack pipes.

That would be the most random fucked up bio ever.

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Turner & Romano were lucky to survive the dj war of 2001. Unfortunately Ramano lost a leg when hit by some shrapnel of a disk. Turner enjoys the odd masturbate now & again, but only does it when he's got rose petals in his hands. If you have any spare rose petals please forward it on to this address: PO Box 434 TA. Turner needs your help. Donate generously!

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don't steal mine:


Who I'd like to meet:
An alibi for the morning of September 3rd. You were with me in the supermarket and we were disucssing sanitary towels for an hour.