I guess this goes along the same line as the "My Pants Are A ****ing Mess" thread but this goes for all clothing.

Anyone else have problem with spilling drinks( or any liquid) on yourself. This mostly happens when I've had a few drinks in me, but I always manage to spill something either on myself or at someone's house. I'm getting better at not spilling at other people's house's but I usually end up spilling something on myself.. and it's usually on a shirt I just washed.

Anyone else have this disease?

Today I had an episode of clumsiness. I walked upstairs, hit the corner of the wall, went into the bathroom and tripped over the rug, then I wasn't paying attention and I pissed all over the seat.

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i'm not a klutz so much as I am clumsy. I trip over nothing, I knock things down all the time and I stub my toe at least twice a day.

tubularbills, EXTREMUM, Idoru, Theresa and Polt could probably vouch for this.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Today I had an episode of clumsiness. I walked upstairs, hit the corner of the wall, went into the bathroom and tripped over the rug, then I wasn't paying attention and I pissed all over the seat.

*post pics of a silhouette of your penus whilst peeing thread*

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Originally posted by enferno *post pics of a silhouette of your penus whilst peeing thread*

oplzno

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Originally posted by enferno *post pics of a silhouette of your penus whilst peeing thread*

If I wasn't listening to karim spinning some crazy tunes, I would.

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one of my friends is an extreme klutz.... every time i hand him a bong i start to become afraid....he has broken every piece he has had, and a few of other peoples too...he cant go into a room without knocking something over or breaking something or smushing something or staining something....whenever he is near my cdjs, mixer, and tt's i make him put his hands in his pockets nad he has to stand in the opposite side of the room....

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Originally posted by Frenchie i'm not a klutz so much as I am clumsy. I trip over nothing, I knock things down all the time and I stub my toe at least twice a day. tubularbills, EXTREMUM, Idoru, Theresa and Polt could probably vouch for this.

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Originally posted by chimchim one of my friends is an extreme klutz.... every time i hand him a bong i start to become afraid....he has broken every piece he has had, and a few of other peoples too...he cant go into a room without knocking something over or breaking something or smushing something or staining something....whenever he is near my cdjs, mixer, and tt's i make him put his hands in his pockets nad he has to stand in the opposite side of the room....

Fucking good move. I know people like that too. No fucking WAY are they coming near music equipment. Nervous enough letting them change the CD at a party.

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i cant even let him do that....like tonight... he asked if he could watch and listen while i record a new demo...and ok me and my friends joke around with eachother alot, so he goes to pretend like hes gonna start messin wiht the knobs on my rane... and he hit the channel reverse button with his fat fingers.... i was in the middle of the mix, had no errors up until that point... if i didnt have my headphones on my head i woulda chased his stupid ass down my steps and out the door...bastard...

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Originally posted by chimchim i cant even let him do that....like tonight... he asked if he could watch and listen while i record a new demo...and ok me and my friends joke around with eachother alot, so he goes to pretend like hes gonna start messin wiht the knobs on my rane... and he hit the channel reverse button with his fat fingers.... i was in the middle of the mix, had no errors up until that point... if i didnt have my headphones on my head i woulda chased his stupid ass down my steps and out the door...bastard...

Immediate murder.

Don't wait, get satisfaction now.

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ill murder him in the morning... he gave me 5 hydrocodones... now i can barely move....hes lucky he gave them to me... if he hadnt he would be hangin off my balcony by his testicles

another one of my friends was usin my laptop to play online poker and he had to jump up real quick to reset our modem...well when he ran past the laptop he hit the screen and knocked the bong that was ont he table behind it onto the ground... it broke of course but thankfully for his sake, we were able to use gorilla glue and put it back together... the unfortunate part was that my bowlpiece broke... it was the coolest piece... it matched the bong and it had a lizzard wrapping around it... i miss it...

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