So, it seems everyone is starting funds for trees, dildos, and other random things...

...and well, I figured I have been a member of this board for a long time; I should let you in on the truth.

I am living in a cardboard box. I am unemployed and can hardly pay for my next meal. Please donate to my "Help Theresa stay alive" fund.

The e-mail address to make donations to via paypal is

Most of what you read above is lies... except for the unemployed part, that is true.

Last edited by RandomGirl on Jun-09-2009 at 01:33

if i pay your bills, will you post nekkeds for everyone int he CORe to see?



double charity then!

you get your bills payed, and everyone else gets some noodz!

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Originally posted by enferno if i pay your bills, will you post nekkeds for everyone int he CORe to see?

Yes.

does chocolate help pay bills?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp does chocolate help pay bills?

It certainly will help me be motivated to find other ways to pay bills

Chocolate donations will be accepted!

i'd pay u to be my rapper. can u rhyme?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by Theresa It certainly will help me be motivated to find other ways to pay bills Chocolate donations will be accepted!

What the....

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I HAD MY FIRST DONATION!!

William Henning $0.25 USD

Which translates to $.27 CAD

Thanks, I will make sure to put that money to good use.

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Originally posted by Theresa I HAD MY FIRST DONATION!! William Henning $0.25 USD Which translates to $.27 CAD Thanks, I will make sure to put that money to good use.

LOL, DAMMIT! i was trying to post here to tell you to check your paypal....but my intarweb stopped momentarily.

anywho, there ya go















































now where are the pictardS?

ill give you free anal sex for 5 dollars

LMAO!

Once I get some money I will send you and sunsnail money via regular mail.

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