Heres an amusing story i thought i might share. Just the other day, me and some friends decided to have a little get togheter at one of my freinds new apartment. I get there late, i bring over few cases of beer among other things. wink wink.

I knew just about everyone inside the apartment was either drunk, wired, or rolling. So when i get to the door, i decide to bust an asshole move and play a small joke on everyone thats inside.


I knock really fucking loud kinda like a cop would do. Then i shout out "POLICE!!, ANSWER THE DOOR!!". Thats when i hear alot of movement going on inside, everyone started to panic.

About 40 seconds in, some one opens the door and i bust out laughing. Not to many people found it amusing. I was called a buzz killer and a party p00per.

Thats when i soon learned a friend of mine ran to the rest room and flushed down all the drugs he had on him down the toilet. {$180 Dollars worth of shit) I was like WTF!!!!

Are you fucking serious? Everyone was mad at me.

In the end i agreed with my friend that i'd give him some free car performance parts in exchange for what went down the toilet. =|

Bwhahahaha. gg.




Any of you have similar stories or previous experiences with geting rid of drugs quick? Share them here.

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Man you're a fucking asshole. I'd flush YOU down the toilet.

The shnazberries taste like shnazberries?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

That is priceless

NARC!

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

Man, your lucky someone didn't kick your ass for shit like that. Seriously, not fucking cool.

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GDM yo!

'Under peaceful conditions the warlike man attacks himself' - Nietzsche

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Originally posted by dallastar I do not lurk here on TA!

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Originally posted by DrunkenMaster16 Man, your lucky someone didn't kick your ass for shit like that. Seriously, not fucking cool.

+1

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Originally posted by Ivand NARC!

lol. I said that too when I read it.

not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you - what the fuck did you expect?

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People who own my ass: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Tribu, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, Miss Bliss.
Psy-T - Down The Rabbit Hole (400minute long acid set)

I LOL'D HARD THOUGH.

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Originally posted by TweeK In the end i agreed with my friend that i'd give him some free car performance parts in exchange for what went down the toilet. =|

terminator 2 spoiler?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by Psy-T not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you - what the fuck did you expect?

Its all fun and games till the cops come? huh?

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Originally posted by DrunkenMaster16 Man, your lucky someone didn't kick your ass for shit like that. Seriously, not fucking cool.

Im a crazy fuck. Trying to kick my ass woundnt be a good idea. Its alright. I just did what i did for shitz and giggles. In a seriousness i wouldnt have knocked like that if were to know there was going to be some flushing involved in the end.

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