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or you can be like that chick in the new Quentin Tarteino movie. She has no leg, so she uses an M16 with a M203 grenade launcher as a leg. Grandma would whoop some ass with that.
But still, grandma should have had Lifealert.
| quote: | Home Emergencies
In a home fall emergency, or in case of a seizure, heart attack, stroke or other serious illness,
a senior usually cannot reach the telephone. She or he may lie on the floor for hours or days, disconnected from any help. This injury can become life threatening.
How can Life Alert® help?
A simple press of a button will instantly activate Life Alert's small base unit located in the house.
This unit will immediately communicate with our Monitoring Center, initiating amplified two-way
voice communication between the senior and our emergency operators, who will contact
neighbors, Paramedics, the Fire Department, Police and/or relatives as needed.
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I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
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