What funny football chants have you heard? Heres a couple of my favourites to start off.

Spurs to Robin Van Persie to the tune of Artful Dodger Feat Craig David Rewind

'Van Persie when girl says no molest her'

Spurs to Arsenal Fans after Graham Rix found guilty of possesing child porn in the tune of Manic Street Preachers - If you tolerate this.

'If you Tolerate Rix then your Children will be next'

Norwich to Ipswich fans in the tune of the Adams family

'Your Father is your Brother
Your Sister is your Mother
You all fuck one another
The Ipswich Family'

Chelsea to Norwich fans after the drunken Delia Smith incident

'We've got Abramovich you've got a drunken bitch'

Spurs fans to Wegener

'There's only one Arsene Wenger,
Only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*cking peadophile'.

All old Spurs classic

Vieira whoa-ohhh
Vieira whoa-ohhh
He wants to leave the scum,
Cos Campbell wants his bum.

To Liverpool/Everton fans

'You are a scouser,
A ugly scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mum's out stealing,
Your dad's drug dealing,
Please don't take our hub caps away.'

Man Utd to Liverpool/Everton

'You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums'

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