So the other day I was at The Vanguard waiting in line to get my ticket to go inside. The line was ridiculously long, like all up in the parking lot, we were standing out there for like 20 or 30 mins in the fucking COLD! I'm talking 35F (cold by LA standards ). Anyway, eventually I see some of my buddies that are playing in one of the rooms and see if they can just get me to the front so Bunny and I can go inside. Sure no problem, because they like me. I go to the front, cutting in front of A LOT of people, and I hear someone say, "hey fuck you man! Why don't you suck a bag of dicks!"
It was extra funny because I had just seen Louis C.K.'s stand-up and someone said that to him. Oohh man, here's the excerpt that made me lol extra hard...
"Suck a bag of dicks? What? What does that even mean? I wanted to catch up to the guy so I could talk to him and find out how exactly I'm supposed to do that. I mean what does a bag of dicks look like? Is it a ziploc baggie with a bunch of dicks stuffed in there like chicken? Or is it a big brown paper bag with dicks sticking out the top like baguettes? Am I actually supposed to suck all the dicks or just suck on the bag itself? And if I have to suck on the dicks to I have to make them all cum?"
Oh fuck it was funny.
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Jan-14-2007 19:18
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
that is a bunch of dicks... you better start early
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Jan-14-2007 19:19
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
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Guess you had to be there, eh Bas?
j/k...bags of dicks are funny. I'ma use that one!
Jan-14-2007 19:19
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Yeah after rereading that story, it's not very funny. Damn, I lost it last night when that guy said it to me. It was even funnier because as I was laughing at such a ridiculous comment, he just stared at me...hating...not understanding why I wasn't more insulted by what he said. And on top of that he had to wait outside another 30 mins. lol
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Jan-14-2007 19:22
XoxidE
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: TX TXTA: #79
ive heard "drink a big bucket of horse dick"
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Jan-14-2007 19:23
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
This story has a funniness of 7/10.
Jan-14-2007 19:24
EXTREMUM
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: New York, USA
4/10
Jan-14-2007 19:31
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
4/10
Well Jenny and Tricia laughed, so fuck you budday!
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Jan-14-2007 19:31
EXTREMUM
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: New York, USA
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Well Jenny and Tricia laughed, so fuck you budday!
Actually, I was rating the comma joke.
Jan-14-2007 19:32
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
Actually, I was rating the comma joke.
Oh. Well it wasn't really a joke. But look, you're getting the hang of those pesky commas now
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Jan-14-2007 19:34
Protege
Just like perfection
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: East Bay
My friend used to tell me that he was gonna throw a bag of assholes at me.
Jan-14-2007 19:34
EXTREMUM
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: New York, USA
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Oh. Well it wasn't really a joke. But look, you're getting the hang of those pesky commas now
Suck a bag of dicks
). Anyway, eventually I see some of my buddies that are playing in one of the rooms and see if they can just get me to the front so Bunny and I can go inside. Sure no problem, because they like me. I go to the front, cutting in front of A LOT of people, and I hear someone say, "hey fuck you man! Why don't you suck a bag of dicks!"
