So my roommate and I are moving out of our townhouse, and some third party service the property management company uses to schedule realitors to show the place have been calling all day. There is another townhouse in the same complex for lease, and the owner has cats in there.

I just get a fucking call from our property management company asking why we have cats in our townhouse when we didn't pay a pet deposit and claimed we have no pets (which we fucking don't), and that now we are going to have to pay a pet deposit. Fucking 3rd party piece of shit scheduling company calls our landlord and tells them we have cats in the house!!!!! Time for some fucking skull cracking on the next realitor that walks in my door!!!!

Sorry, had to vent!

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sounds like a stabbing is in order

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Originally posted by Progress Ent. Time for some fucking skull cracking on the next realitor that walks in my door!!!!

Go get 'em tiger

Hell no. Vent vent foo. When that realtor gets there slapgrip that rat. Slap him and then get a grip on his ear drag him in the house n ask him if he sees any cats then grab his buttcheek rip out his wallet and take out his drivers license and tell him he better see a change on that note !!! Or else the license gets it !!! Aaah !!! That would chap my ass too.

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Originally posted by jonas Bring lots of friends, a preist and a sack lunch. You'll need all three.

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Originally posted by Zild I can understand people wanting to tech up their house since Techno is the shit, but please don't house up my Techno.

Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)...

Any volunteers?

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Originally posted by architect1803 Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)... Any volunteers?

N the lizard.... With ... Yea... He'll bring it... Yea.

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Originally posted by jonas Bring lots of friends, a preist and a sack lunch. You'll need all three.

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Originally posted by Zild I can understand people wanting to tech up their house since Techno is the shit, but please don't house up my Techno.

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Originally posted by architect1803 Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)... Any volunteers?

Sign me up. Ill bring... Condiments ?

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Originally posted by jonas Bring lots of friends, a preist and a sack lunch. You'll need all three.

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Originally posted by Zild I can understand people wanting to tech up their house since Techno is the shit, but please don't house up my Techno.

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Originally posted by architect1803 Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)... Any volunteers?

Looks like I have to dust off the ol' urban assault gear for one last civi-beating.

Pepper spray-Check
Lead Baton-Check
Primary Sigma .40-Check
Back up H&K 380-Check

I know how to make people 'disappear' too. Just a thought

SkUlLs CrAcKeD!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Progress Ent. SkUlLs CrAcKeD!!!!!!!!

Did you burn the cat in front of them and say "see! not mine!"

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Originally posted by djjonas Did you burn the cat in front of them and say "see! not mine!"

No, I just punted it.

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