Sup all. I was just reading through the Boner etiquette thread and after reading Caela's post on Dirty Sanchez, Tahitian Face Mask, etc, that it may possibly be amusing for everyone to list whatever names they have for things like that. And give an explanation as to what it is... if you have actually performed or received the said activity, please describe in full detail. k thx.

just watch a porno man...im sure they can aid u.

also check out www.urbandictionary.com

they explain shit well.

like my persona favorite

the spiderman

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while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "semen filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "GO WEB GO".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

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The Angry Dragon is pretty funny.

And the Abe Lincoln is even funnier

In the COR, the 'Blumpkin' is the only way to roll

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Originally posted by Sushipunk 'Blumpkin'

i dare not even ask

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significant other is sleeping. jack off and right when are about to cum open up their eye and cum in it

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i just like my ice cream

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

angry pirate FTW

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard angry pirate FTW

that's where you cum in their eye (eye patch) and kick them in the leg (peg leg).
i think there is one more step right?

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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
anti-JennyPie Alliance
SuspicionVandit: Are you God?
Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!

WTF who actually comes up with this shit?

Having such hot sex in a hotel room that it ends up smelling like smoke and the hotel then charges you a smoking fee - The Wienerschnitzel

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