No...you must have misheard...

Tijs CLEARLY SAID he was leaving trance because his girlfriend is pregnant, and they don't know who the father is.

He needs to take a 2 to 3 year break, and even THEN...he might never come back.

oh well...

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

April Fools!!

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Originally posted by BeatFreak April Fools!!

knew it! or I hope so...

no actually this isnt an april fools joke...i heard it too...something abt his wife having an affair with a mexican named dirty sanchez...i dunno read it in the paper

i dont understand, i mean what does his wife's sluttiness have to do with his trance...i mean if my wife was that way i'd dump her and then if i was hurt i'd get even MORE into trance...but i guess every1 deals with stuff differently...that would suck if he left trance..

peace

"I just can't go on. My girl, my love, she meant everything to me. It's going to be awhile for things to settle down... I just don't know what I'm going to do."

- www.trancereport.com [3-30-02]

WOW!!! It's OFFICIAL!!!!

i hope he comes back soon, and that slut gets what's coming to her!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

ya man check out this quote


"sometimes i would stick my finger in her bum and i would just know someone else was in there. i mean she could only hide this for so long. Now im back to step 1 my hand and a sears catalogue."

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy ya man check out this quote "sometimes i would stick my finger in her bum and i would just know someone else was in there. i mean she could only hide this for so long. Now im back to step 1 my hand and a sears catalogue."

hahahahahahahahhaha

if you look REAL closely, during one of the more boring songs in the Dutch Dimension video, you can see him whackin it.

But he has to clean up, so he always brings klenex, and usually he always brings a trashcan.

HOWEVER this time he didn't, so he sent it through the shredder, and during Hide U on Flight 643, it shoots out into the crowd.

true story.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

buahaha this thread is getting funny as hell

another quote from the same site


"i still cant believe she ran away with a mexican on a donkey wearing a sunbraro and carrying coffee beans. Nevermind, you know now that i think abt it he looks like juan valdez....HOLD ON A SEC THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. *Loads up a shotgun*"

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy another quote from the same site "i still cant believe she ran away with a mexican on a donkey wearing a sunbraro and carrying coffee beans. Nevermind, you know now that i think abt it he looks like juan valdez....HOLD ON A SEC THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. *Loads up a shotgun*"

dear god Tiesto is drunk...

you know what the next tune he's gonna make will be called?

Fuck All Mexicans - My Ex is a Dirty Ball Biting Whore (DJ Tiesto's I'm Going to Cap Every Juan, Paco, and Ferry Until I Get a Hangover Mix)

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.