So I’m at the beach yesterday with that couple (see alcohol/3some thread lol) and also with my ex and his girlfriend (not GIRLFRIEND, girlfriend, but a girl who is a friend and used to work with him…I’m actually friends with her too).

We’re all chillin, pigging out on fruit and sushi that I brought and there is all this noise coming from like 10 feet away. We look over and there was this really tall, trashy looking white girl who was clearly wasted and being loud. She was standing up in front of her little crew of friends, being really loud and obnoxious…wanting everyone to look at her. I’m sure all of you have seen this at some point in your lives at the beach. The chick or dude who insists on STANDING in front of his friends, as if they’re an audience and so is the rest of the beach. Lol

So all of a sudden out of nowhere they start picking on this poor old man who was there with one of those goofy metal detectors where you look for stuff under the sand with. The friend of the one standing up goes up to him and is like, “hahaha excuse me! BOOP! Hahahah” like she was making a loud beeping noise, to fuck with him and act like he found something. To be honest, it was rather funny, but I mean, funny if u just keep that among your friends, and don’t actually walk up to the guy and do it. We all sort of laughed in shock and I was like, “lol oh my god, did she just actually do that?” and we all sort of laughed, but admitted that it was fucked up because the guy was like 80 years old.

So as if that wasn’t enough, the trashy one runs up the beach after him (his back is to her) and she turns around, to get approval from her friends and then throws something at him, but she misses. She comes running back to her friends like, “HAHAHAHAA” and they’re all laughing. It was so fucked up and I was really tempted to go up to her and be like, “I know u probably think you’re really cool right now, but you’re actually a pathetic, trashy, attention whore and everyone thinks you’re obnoxious right now” lol

She probably would have swung at me and then her slutty friends would have jumped in. As she came back to her friends, laughing, I decided to laugh really loud and imitate her and I was like, “OH MY GOD U GUYS! HILAAAARIOUS!” and my friends are like, “Jamie stop!” and I was like, “no screw her, I’m gonna go say something” . My ex’s friend literally grabbed my arm and yanked me down and she was like, “Listen, if you go over there, then that means I gotta get in a fight today, and I really just wanted to chill at the beach” my other girlfriend agreed and so I said, “fine”. At least the old man was out of sight by that point and they weren’t picking on him any more, just continuing being loud and obnoxious.

We ended up leaving like 10 minutes later because it was crappy out and because I was getting so annoyed that this bitch was ruining everyone’s day because you could tell everyone around her was staring at her, wanting to throw something at her. I looked at the dude sitting close to us, who was also watching her and I was like, “I wish I had a bee bee gun now” and he started cracking up.

What a stupid bitch. She really deserved to get her ass beat in front of everyone...give her the attention she wants so badly. haha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone