yeah...i wanna re-locate...i wanna turn into a super tiny lilliputian and build a nice home with a yard BETWEEN SLYLEE'S LEGS.
thats eggzacklee rite...i wanna relocate to the area between slylee's legs. it'll just be me and my german shepherd doggie rufes and we'll live happily ever after deep inside slylee's tite lil twat the house will have a yard and we will be self-sufficient in every way.
of course we all know that she hooks up with some new guy practically every week so my home will need solid protection from cum being blasted on it by a new dude every so often, and i plan on dealing with this problem by building a solid glass-like canopy, kinda like a greenhouse...total size of the entire environment i envision inside slylee will be abt 0.5 - 1 cubic millimeter.
bye.
Mar-07-2007 07:57
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Crack's a helluva drug.
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Mar-07-2007 07:59
SuspicionVandit
Rapper
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
at least a condom on the dog
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Mar-07-2007 08:00
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
wow.
Mar-07-2007 12:39
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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quote:
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Mar-07-2007 12:47
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
by the way, i'll need first, last, and a security deposit...and you have to let me know asap because i have other people who want to live there as well.
oh and no pets, sorry!
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Mar-07-2007 12:52
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
LOL @ cum blast. Sounds like something from a Japanese game show.
Mar-07-2007 12:55
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
1.) What is your lease term? Do you accept a month-to-month contract?
2.) Is there still vacancy?
3.) Would it be possible to forgo the carpet cleaning/replacement? I plan on having it removed anyway in order to install hard wood.
4.) Are we allowed in the basement?
5.) How much is flood insurance?
Mar-07-2007 14:00
Woj107
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: In your sister's room
you want to Re:Locate
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Mar-07-2007 14:17
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
1.) What is your lease term? Do you accept a month-to-month contract?
2.) Is there still vacancy?
3.) Would it be possible to forgo the carpet cleaning/replacement? I plan on having it removed anyway in order to install hard wood.
4.) Are we allowed in the basement?
5.) How much is flood insurance?
i don't feel like coming up with clever answers for this, but this was funny! lol
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Mar-07-2007 14:45
AnotherWay83
The B00b Maintenance Guy™
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
by the way, i'll need first, last, and a security deposit...and you have to let me know asap because i have other people who want to live there as well.
oh and no pets, sorry!
i won't be able to pay you in cash but i do guarantee spontaneous multiple orgasms every hour for the entire duration of my stay...
Mar-07-2007 19:07
tribu
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Woj107
you want to Re:Locate
i dont even want to think about the implication that 'Waterfall' might have here
the house will have a yard and we will be self-sufficient in every way.
