hahaha loveline is the bomb.. i used to listen to it in highschool....


i remember when they had minka.... and david alan greer or something, the guy who threw up when adam was talking about his cheesy dick haha

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"Mmm, baby, I'm wearing a nice black garter thinking about the Holocaust. Mmm."

hahaha just gave it a listen..

"what are you wearing?"

"well im wearing a black..."

"*cue bust a nut noise*" hahaha adam corolla is perhaps the funniest man on earth.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

"grandparents"

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Originally posted by nchs09 i used to listen to it in highschool....

back in the day when people would call in and be like, "uhm...so my boyfriend and i just had sex...and uhm....we didn't wear a condom...and hum....can i get pregnant? ayha! *ditzy voice*"

or

"uhm....so..my boyfriend just did oral on me...and...uhm....can i get pregnant? *ayha!*"

in retrospect now, it was such a stupidass show.

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Originally posted by tubularbills back in the day when people would call in and be like, "uhm...so my boyfriend and i just had sex...and uhm....we didn't wear a condom...and hum....can i get pregnant? ayha! *ditzy voice*" or "uhm....so..my boyfriend just did oral on me...and...uhm....can i get pregnant? *ayha!*" in retrospect now, it was such a stupidass show.

back in the day?
last night someone called and said the condom fell off inside her and he cummed. "should i get the morning after pill?"

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LMFAO

Best one was the guy who kept fucking his brothers goat and called in to ask if he should ask his brother to get rid of said goat.

The compulsive masterbator was also really funny.

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I must say, that was pretty funny.

lololol, i was on the show tonight

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit lololol, i was on the show tonight

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