I don't see a difference between masturbating and smoking in public
Both are an addiction, both give you temporary release, and both are not harmful to non-participants if they are far enough away (3+ feet for the masturbator and 25+ feet for the smokamator).
So why is public masturbation illegal and public smoking (cigarettes) not? I don't have a right to move someone out of my way when they're oralling a cancer causing stick shit and in my damn way nearly everywhere I go in public. But if I whip it out and bust a nut, suddenly I'm a disgusting pervert and sent to jail even though stroking cock has never given anyone second-hand cock or titty cancer. What the hell?
So if public smoking is legal, then masturbating in public should also be legal.
Any dissent?
Mar-12-2007 10:08
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
well considering that we live in a society that the general populace is a member, in some form or another, of a christianity based faith we wont have things such as this being legal.
Mar-12-2007 10:15
lacksesepsotygh
;B
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Danderyds Psykhus, Stockholm
can i take a watery shit in front of you?
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Mar-12-2007 10:16
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
well considering that we live in a society that the general populace is a member, in some form or another, of a christianity based faith we wont have things such as this being legal.
What does Christianity have to do with masturbation? Christians masturbate. So why not in public?
quote:
Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
can i take a watery shit in front of you?
Shit does not relatively immediately dissipate into the atmosphere or onto your clothes like smoke or cum does respectively. So that comparison is withdrawn. Moreover, no one would want to take a watery shit in public because there's no public t.p.
Last edited by Jake Benson on Mar-12-2007 at 12:09
Mar-12-2007 10:16
Mmanu
Green Pea
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: pas loin
That's California..
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Mar-12-2007 11:08
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
Is this a dumb thread? I can delete it. I just got this analogy stuck in my head and thought I was a clever girl. And I'm not from California. I've always hated cigarette smoke and always enjoyed yelling at smokers. And now I want to publically masturbate since there's no real harm.
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Mar-12-2007 11:08
Ivand
look under my location
Registered: Aug 2005
Location:
nobody profits from masturbation, thats why its illegal
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Mar-12-2007 12:23
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
nobody profits from masturbation, thats why its illegal
The masturbator profits!
Mar-12-2007 12:26
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Shit does not relatively immediately dissipate into the atmosphere or onto your clothes like smoke or cum does respectively. So that comparison is withdrawn. Moreover, no one would want to take a watery shit in public because there's no public t.p.
what if you sperminate all over the floor of taco bell or something. someone's gotta mop up the jizz. man a chili cheese burrito with sour cream sounds great right now. anyways back to masturbation. i'd hate to be a jizz mopper. alright then later
Mar-12-2007 12:29
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
And now I want to publically masturbate since there's no real harm.
Tell that to the people who suffer a nervous breakdown from seeing you do it.
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Mar-12-2007 13:38
XaNaX
I <3 global warming
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: 1000 Miles too far North
This is a "its Monday morning and all my brain cells are not firing yet" kinda thread
I don't see a difference between masturbating and smoking in public
And now I want to publically masturbate since there's no real harm. 
