I just woke my cat, picked her up, and took her out of my room just so I could have some privacy to jerk off. surely it would have woken up to the sound of fapping anyways.

im sitting here studying for my history midterm that i have in 7 hours, and the urge rises, literally.

seriously, all this talk of egyptian gods, hellenistic culture, the rise of the polis, and the fall of the roman empire makes me wanna shoot something, figuratively speaking.

so who else is not enjoying the love and relaxation of spring break just yet? i was studying and working all day and it was 70 degrees outfuckingside!

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I have a really good cat + masturbation story that would go great in this thread, but I'm too tired to type it.

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Originally posted by idoru I have a really good cat + masturbation story that would go great in this thread, but I'm too tired to type it.

well now you are obligated to tell.

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Originally posted by Idoru I'm cooler than you plus i give better head i swallow

It is easier for a man to destroy the light inside himself
than to defeat the darkness all around him
www.myspace.com/enigmaticecstasy

Why not let it watch, Conman.

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Originally posted by Theresa <-- to both posts

Seriously!
<3 You're so great tonight.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Seriously! <3 You're so great tonight.

And you're great every night

Well now that just made you uber awesome for eternity.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Well now that just made you uber awesome for eternity.

oh god why don't you 2 just get a frickin room.

edit

and a camera.

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH oh god why don't you 2 just get a frickin room. edit and a video camera.

Fixed.

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Originally posted by idoru Fixed.

most cameras have video recording nowadays