A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"

oink oink, now gimme my glasses:P

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"When I die, make sure I'm buried under the dancefloor"

Dancers are the athletes of God - A. Einstein

so close to being funny yet sooo far

repost repost

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

-34 cool points for you.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

Frick on a stick.

= -2 cool points?

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Originally posted by Omega_M -34 cool points for you.

lolololol

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For those who don't know the story, read this one or just have a brief scan of it.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/02/2...reut/index.html

My Dad sent me this one.

The 8 year boy who weighs 14 stone was asked earlier on tv today what his favourite musical instrument was at school. The fat c*nt said the dinner bell!

Awaits drum roll...

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Originally posted by Ygrene = -2 cool points? EDIT: lolololol

I am not sure, but I think there is a pwn in there...

three women are sitting at a bar.
first woman goes "my pussy is so loose, my boyfriend can put his fist inside of me"
second woman goes "my pussy is so loose, my boyfriend can put his head inside of me"
third woman goes "my pussy is so loose, my..." and she fell into the barstool

heard in in westcoast forums

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