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Two guys from Toronto
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil
stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and
toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What
are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well,
you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're
just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's
awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again the two guys
reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of
snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little
bit, eh." > > >
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are
wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys
from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling
sausage and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here
is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when
the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off
in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are
hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and
heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them
back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and
down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is
wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know?
If hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!
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