Cat walks into a bar

cat says "Hey man, can i get some catnip"

bartender "wtf you can't talk. you're a cat"


cat: ohh.

I think it's brilliant.

So, you made this thread why?

I remember one time I learned to breathe with my A-hole. I was all happy running around and breathing with it. Then I got tired, sat down and sufocated.

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quote:

Originally posted by Nou Quoting the bible here... "And then God said let there be stupidity, and down from the heavens came the iPod, and along with it every man women bore sweaters upon their chests and dark rimmed glasses upon their eyes and they all began to chant: I AM THE DJ"

That's racist

not as good as my cat thread and thats not saying much

HA, now that was chuckle worthy, and almost sig worthy.

waste of bandwidth

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that's pretty much the talking muffins in an oven joke
or the talking 240SXs in a garage joke
etc

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2 muffins in an oven. 1 says to the other

"holy shit it's hot in here"

the other goes

"holy shit a talking muffin!"

whats the saddest part about 3 black guys driving off a cliff in a cadillac?













































they were my friends

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