lol im so tempted to say something

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do it pussy

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u win at life Caela.

I'm working on drunk.

But I got a nice buzzzzzz

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I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do shit, as expected.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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Originally posted by CrazedOut I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do shit, as expected. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

What were you expecting, exactly, from one shot of cognac?

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Originally posted by CrazedOut I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do shit, as expected.

srsly...

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There are many here among us that think life is but a joke

caela, if i told u were beautiful, would u date me on the regular,,..baby would u?!?!?

Becauseeeeeee i can see us holding hands walking on the beach all toes in the sannnd

I was having a bad week – I crashed the car and the cat carked it • Weighed myself outside Woolies and I’d put on 4 kilos

Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee • I poured my heart out – told her all about • Poor dead fluffy, and the bloody car, and did she think I should go on a diet?

She studied my face, trying to frame the words to say • Just the right blend of sympathy and advice • She took a big breath. And looked into my eyes and she said:

You should go on Australian Idol! • Even if you don’t win, you’ll have a great time. • Don’t worry that you don’t look like a supermodel • They’re even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine.

I said ‘Thanks, I feel a lot better now’ • Then I erased her number from my phone • I didn’t know how much we’d grown apart.

The very next day was my birthday. • No one called, except my grandma • And she was drunk, she just needed a lift home from the pub

Then that Sunday night, I went to dinner with my rellies • They said ‘Happy Birthday! Do you mind if we put the tv on? • It’s nearly the final of Australian Idol and

You should go on Australian Idol • You’re much prettier than her – she looks like a pudding • ‘You’ll win it no worries love’ said my uncle • And I just turned and looked at him like he was something that I stood in.

And don’t get me wrong – if I turn on the tv and it’s on • I can’t stop watching. Even with the ads • Even with those two dickheads blabbing on between songs • I love to see their spirits crushed, their egos shattered • I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions • I love to watch them sob, their dreams in tatters • And I laugh while I eat my dinner • They’re crying in their 5-star hotel, and I’m cackling on my cack-brown couch • And it’s not that I am jealous, I’m not jealous, I’m not jealous. • The next Sunday, I had a pretty bad hangover

Feeling pretty grumpy • Sitting on the couch, eating Pringles feeling sorry for myself. • I flipped to Channel 10 and before I knew it I was watching a really short guy • Singing that really annoying song by Craig David.

Suddenly I rose to my feet – it must have been divine intervention • I saw the light in front of me, and I screamed!

Why am I watching Australian Idol? (God!) • Am I really reduced to this pitiful state? Jesus! • I may as well just head down to my local karaoke bar • Or better still just change to SBS. • You better believe it – I changed to SBS • So Marcia, Holden, whatever your name is… • Shove it up your ass!

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**Man I'm Pretty**

Last edited by Trance Nutter on Apr-07-2007 at 09:35

Your drunk eh, very well. Get on with the nekked pics then.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

have you considered modelling? They can pretty much airbrush anything these days