Last week in clinical I catheterized a patient for my first time.

It was a female, and it was hard as hell. Why? I'll tell you why...

Because her genitals were practically unrecognizable.

I seriously could barely tell what I was looking at. I knew what I was supposed to be looking for, but everything was so mangled and out of place that I couldn't tell what was what. No joke.

Ladies, take advantage of all the time you have with your youthful vaginas while you can...cause the future is NOT pretty.

its not that bad u just have to feel
wait til u do a male whose old... its like wheres the penis

Hermaphrodite ?

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Originally posted by narcism its not that bad u just have to feel wait til u do a male whose old... its like wheres the penis

LOL fuck.


Oh man...it was soooo brutal. My mentor was pointing to the urethra (which did NOT look like a urethra...hell I didn't even see a clitoris, and there was only ONE labia minora ) saying "There, do you see it?" And I was like, "Uhhhh, I think so " So she told me just to give'r and I did....and there was no urine return.

So yeah, we had to try another one, lol. The poor woman was lying there double catheterized. Turns out after irrigating the tubes that the first one was indeed in the right place.

Fucking hell. I actually look forward to more practice, cause that shit isn't easy!!



<3 Nursing sense of humour.

steam unwrinkles everything. If it doesn't work punch it for being ugly. Many younger women have freaky looking pussies too. You can't understand how much it sucks when you meet a gorgeous girl who's pussy looked like something from aliens vs predator.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak steam unwrinkles everything. If it doesn't work punch it for being ugly. Many younger women have freaky looking pussies too. You can't understand how much it sucks when you meet a gorgeous girl who's pussy looked like something from aliens vs predator.

It's funny...I never even think of this. I just assume every woman has roughly the same kind of vagina. Too much porn perhaps.

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Originally posted by jennypie Fucking hell. I actually look forward to more practice, cause that shit isn't easy!! <3 Nursing sense of humour.

you wait til you get to nasogastric tubes

so you don't do guys jenny ?

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haha ew

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie It's funny...I never even think of this. I just assume every woman has roughly the same kind of vagina. Too much porn perhaps.

i say too little porn. Porn always has a variety of pussies; papercuts, hamburgers, tissue dispensers ...

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^^^
LOL

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Originally posted by stren so you don't do guys jenny ?

I do whoever needs a catheter insertion or change. It's the same procedure for males and females pretty much. But no, I haven't done a guy yet.

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Originally posted by narcism you wait til you get to nasogastric tubes

Ugh, we JUST finished this section. Suctioning, trachs, oxygenation and all that. It gives me the willies! *shudder*

well there goes my fucking breakfast

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