You knew this would come back to haunt you one day after you posted it and made me sick...





the horror.... the horror....

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Originally posted by LazFX Its the Appreciate Your TA TEXAN DAY!! YAAAAYY FRIENDS: Never ask for food. TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello". TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss then bukkake. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad cause they dont like to have sex unless they are family. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you when raping you in the ass. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking about pedo bear, laughing and just being gay and then clean up the cum on the couch. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book on tantra. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. TEXAS FRIENDS: Would rape you, then leave you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "You gonna get raped!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. TEXAS FRIENDS: Life partners. FRIENDS: Will desert you in a fight... TEXAS FRIENDS: Are too ghey to fight. ========================== let the butt loving begin your ghey texan ta laz please forgive us for that one Texan called Bush

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lol i'm not gonna hate on texas, i'm just gonna point out that maybe like 2 of those things have AAAAAAAAANYthing at all to do with texas
other than them you could replace texas with absolutely any state, region, or anything

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to all above: Yeah I know, its just a slow night at work tonight and I am so wired from Red Bulls (sugar free Dr Lilith, before you start yelling at me)

I'm from Texas





LOUD NOISES

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Originally posted by Lilith You knew this would come back to haunt you one day after you posted it and made me sick... the horror.... the horror....

regret just looking at it,,,,,,,

but this will take me mind off of it


GO RAIDERS!!!!!





I think this is fake, but damn if it ain't

texas tech, where you go to forget your worries, and any learning you may or may not have done - ever...

Texas!? Are we a part of Uhmerica or Mesico? God knows, aint it the truth!

what can i say about texas that hasnt been said about afghanistan?


oh i have some friends from there, and i think they rock. but the state looks bombed out and depleted|

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Originally posted by biznology texas tech, where you go to forget your worries, and any learning you may or may not have done - ever... Texas!? Are we a part of Uhmerica or Mesico? God knows, aint it the truth! what can i say about texas that hasnt been said about afghanistan? oh i have some friends from there, and i think they rock. but the state looks bombed out and depleted|

/chappelle


yeah, those really have nothing to do with Texas.

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Originally posted by LazFX regret just looking at it,,,,,,, but this will take me mind off of it GO RAIDERS!!!!! I think this is fake, but damn if it ain't

I like the one in black and with a red T.

meh, i got no real beef w/ texas. shit, i only live 20 miles east of it