a. dropkick her in the throat
b. have sex with her mother
c. dropkick them both in the throat
d. hope he gets her preggo and she has a baby
e. (fill-in the blank)
Usually I like to live by bros before hoes, only when it comes to close friends. Lately my "friend" has been quite the dick-head, blowing off plans and giving this diseased maggot all the attention. Which leads to him talking a load of shit and lies about me behind my back, that leads to knowing hes a two-faced twat.
I know you all have some evil things you've done.
May-10-2007 03:12
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Send him pictures of the two of you fucking. Or make it really uncomfortable for him by saying all the nasty shit you guys did, and ask if she's done that thing with her ass yet. You know stuff like that. The trick here is psychological warfare
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May-10-2007 03:15
TazZ-erT
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2006
Location: Derry, Northern Ireland
e. Just live with it, You banged her first and he got sloppy seconds
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May-10-2007 03:15
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
ask him how your dick tastes.
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May-10-2007 03:18
DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!
Registered: Mar 2005
Location:
E. Ask him to do a threesome with you.."she used to like it.."
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May-10-2007 03:24
TazZ-erT
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2006
Location: Derry, Northern Ireland
quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
E. Ask him to do a threesome with you.."she used to like it.."
No orange burnnn!
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Originally posted by d-miurge
Some people think that Paris Hilton is a singer, don't be amazed by the fact that some people think that Sean Tyas is a good EDM producer.
May-10-2007 03:24
SuspicionVandit
Rapper
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Se7en is the movie where the guy get's a package with his wife's head in it, rite?
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SuspicionVandit: Are you God?
Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
Get over it. Why are you made at her? Your bestfriend shouldn't be dating your ex in the first place.
May-10-2007 04:10
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
yup...do your best not to give a fuck, because caring gets you inebriated and spooned by a homeless dude with a needle in your arm
May-10-2007 04:14
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
tell her you have aids
that will give her a bad day, and your friend will probably break up with her. Then later on that day with a beer, tell ur friend you were joking. If he attacks you, tell him "no no.. i do have aids". If he doesnt then call him a bitch and break the beer on his head.
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