so my new job is an office job and shit.
i find myself holding in my farts all the time.
makes me wonder how often at my last job i just let them go.
then my thoughts get deeper.
does the fact i cant fart now make my body want to fart more.
with that said, did i fart allot at my last job ??
will holding in my farts have long term consequences ??
what is the meaning of farts ??
i ponder in uncertainty.
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May-09-2007 17:59
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
Just let them out, it;s not good to hold any natural body function in.(burps,sneezes, farts). If you smell that bad that you don't want to let them out, keep a can of febreeze at your desk or just go to the bathroom.
It's just a fart.
May-09-2007 18:04
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
If you're in a group of people you can let it out silently and face little, if any, blame.
May-09-2007 18:05
PoisonJam19
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Chicago
Just let'r rip bro! The more offensive the better IMO.
May-09-2007 18:20
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
stress (like getting a new job) can help causes farties. practice the silencing method, or start joking about farts with co-workers...then let one go a little later, then lol at it...and slowly over time they wont mind you farting...it might be funny.
May-09-2007 18:23
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
ew girls fart!?
May-09-2007 18:24
[mart]
PSN: mart_likes_fluke
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: England
quote:
Originally posted by chach
ew girls fart!?
They burp, too. Vile creatures.
May-09-2007 18:42
Scottaculous
habitual line crosser
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: On a plane
What I don't understand is why certain people have consistently, smelly farts but others don't.
May-09-2007 19:08
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
its really bad to hold farts in as the gas builds up and can get quite toxic. i will admit that i hold them in though till i go to the bathroom. you never know when they are going to have a wicked stench.
May-09-2007 19:10
washout
southern white boy
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: florida
lmao i was reading some posts and my boss gave me a look.
anyhoo, im gonna just let a few out.
my farts arent known for their smell so i should be ok.
if someone asks "smell that??" ill point to the desk next to me.
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May-09-2007 23:04
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
You know nothing about farting.
Never be the one to blame it on someone else even if it WASN'T you. The one who blames someone else is automatically blamed themselves.
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