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Isssss my bday
perhaps its selfish to create a bday thread for yourself, but fuck it. i turn 20 today and god damn does it feel good to no longer be considered a teenager. but really, this bday is like a teaser trailer for whats to come next year. just ate lunch with me poppa and now mommy and i are gonna go shopping at sam's club. it sounds pussy but realistically since its my bday that means im in for some free shit probably. good thinking? yeah i thought so too.
then tonight i plan on forgetting my own name in the form of smoking ridiculously obnoxious amounts of thc whilst drinking cheap vodka and even cheaper beer. hooray for Skol and icehouse! actually ill probably skip the house, since combining those two forces will only result in catastrophic vomiting all over the strippers that will be lapdancing on me as well. really tho i doubt strippers will be present. ya know what, strippers are overrated. its almost like jacking off without cumming. i mean, the goods are there right in front of ya, but can you do anything with said goods? well if you wanna meet Jack the Prison Guard i guess you can.
hope everyone else has a fuckin awesome day. ya'll take a shot/hit of whatever you crazy asses drink/smoke tonight in my honaaar.
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