i ate vegetamables

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

what's the best limerick ever? And to answer your question, yes, I'm from Nantucket.

There once was a surgeon named Howells,
Who sucked sh*t from his patients' bowels,
When he couldn't get his, he drank the prostitutes' piss,
That he got from the sanitary towels


There was a couple from Henley in Arden,
Who tried soixante-neuf in their garden
After shedding his load, he said
My dear Flo', where does it all go,
She looked up and said *swallows* "pardon"?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

Last edited by _Ocean_Drive_ on Jun-02-2007 at 11:15

" sometimes i park, in handicap spaces....and handicap people, make handicap faces!"

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Great vibes at wave house this afternoon, but not sure what dahlback played that cheesy god awful music after me, didnt even know i was on the same gig as these guys!! lol ... seriously what the hell is that sound!! eeeekkkk

-Steve Lawler

skiddledeedeeboppa christopher reeves
sony bono skis horses
n hitting some trees.

While looking up various Nantucket limerick variations on wikipedia, it eventually linked me to autofellatio.

I laughed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

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Originally posted by Ted Promo While looking up various Nantucket limerick variations on wikipedia, it eventually linked me to autofellatio. I laughed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

the link to the limericks was funny as fook!

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Repetitive Strain Injury SUCKS!!!!!!

lolol make ends meat

i got no opinions on the best but i got one that was stuck in my head when i just woke up

from a head full of pressure rest the senses that i clutch
made a date with divinity but she wouldn't let me fuck
i got touched by a hazy shade of god, helped me change
caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.