this chick who works in my office asked me this morning if i would marry a french guy so he could have citizenship, and upon the divorce, he would pay 20k.

he's gay and rich (obviously) and just wants citizenship.

oh and i don't mean she asked ME to do it, she was asking if i would. i suppose the offer has been extended to her.

i told her, "fuck yea...he's gay and you don't have to sleep with him. 20k is a nice little chunk of cash to have"



would u guys do it?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

absolutely...u gotta do what u gotta do to make that dollar.

Maybe if I needed 20k... and I don't need 20k that bad, I don't know. What's fraud like as a prison term in the US these days?

do it

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Originally posted by Lilith Maybe if I needed 20k... and I don't need 20k that bad, I don't know. What's fraud like as a prison term in the US these days?

how can u prove that? I doubt he would bring it up...

its the only reason i would get married

it's not for me. i wish.


lillith, i'm not sure, but it's probably not as harsh of a sentence as a 17 year old boy getting busted with a 15 year old girl giving him oral.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

20k? that's it? lol

i'd ask for 40K and it's a deal...

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Hell, 20k, even I'd do it :|

lol

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY how can u prove that? I doubt he would bring it up...

I don't know, I wouldn't he wouldn't, Slylee certainly wouldn't, however there is the 3rd party to consider, the secretary who might want in on 20k.

So you're divorced after... what happens?

ppl have done it for a lot more than a measly 20k

you're 20k richer if that really happens bc you only have his word, since a lawyer can't get involved

there's a social stigma in being called used goods after divorce, even with no kids.

yeah, jail

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Originally posted by Lilith however there is the 3rd party to consider, the secretary who might want in on 20k.

ehh??

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone