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happy fathers day to me!!!
my doggy doesn't have a father figure in his life, so i have to be both the mommy and daddy. and my split personality works out quite well in this situation.
one minute i'm like, "stop licking your ass boy!! go take out the garbage for fuck's sake!"
then the next minute i'm like, "who's a good boy?!? are YOU a good boy? does Lexy want a treat!? c'mere....who wants a num num"
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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