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INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SERVICE
MEMORANDUM
June 19, 2007
To: ____________________
From: %^#@#
Director *&%^#@#
Subject: INTERNET CONTENT FILTERING, WEBSITE BLOCKING
Effective tonight, the Security and Business Recovery Division will implement additional controls to restrict %^#@# employees' access to the following Internet website categories:
. Social Engineering(includes youtube.comand myspace.com)
. Games
. Personal/Dating
. Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit
. Nudity
This action is necessary to protect employees from objectionable Internet website content, as well as, limit the amount of Internet traffic currently consuming %^#@#'s network bandwidth.
Questions regarding the miscategorization of a website, or the need to access a restricted website to perform job duties, can be directed to the Customer Assistance Center at blahblahblah.

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