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Happy Birthday ME@T KATIE!
To my dearest sketchiest ex-partner in crime,
i'll never forget how I met you.
I had stumbled in late at Cosmic fur's place - idiot introduced us
you're on ta? I HATE YOU
I just fucking laughed so hard.
You played a mean trick on SOMEONE pretending a vacuum sealed bird seed pack was something else. that was just so fucking priceless.
There are very few people in this world who have the tolerance, patience, kindness, meatiness like you, Kunty.
[NO SENSE OF DIRECTION EITHER]
Despite me always yelling, you always seem to stick around and listen to my inane blabbler, correct my spelling, ask how my day was, give me your sore throat AND FORCE ME TO PUT ON A FUCKING ENGLISH ACCENT WHEN WE WERE BEING SERVED.
you're adorable. i can't think of many people who dislike you and if they do [jj] - it's obvious they can't keep up with you.
If I can't be retarded with you, who else would I be retarded with?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE!
[sorry this couldn't be better, but i'm late to leave]
[sorry dimka, but you two are probably passed out on each other's faces]
shh, iwuvyou.
trying not to tear up.
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