Whats the similarities between eating a Pork pie and going down on an 80 year old?
You have to bite off the crust, then lick out the jelly before you finally get to the meat!
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Jun-18-2007 19:04
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
Fuckin gross!
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Jun-18-2007 19:12
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke
Jun-18-2007 19:18
washout
southern white boy
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: florida
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke
*gets excited*
tell it please !!
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Jun-18-2007 19:20
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof?
a: depends on how thick ya slice them!
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jun-18-2007 19:27
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Rape.
Jun-18-2007 19:28
DJ_Eternal
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England
quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof?
a: depends on how thick ya slice them!
Haha
Jun-18-2007 19:28
Jackson
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England
How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?
Blender
How do you get them out again?
Doritos!
Urgh...i really didn't want to resort to dead baby jokes.
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Jun-18-2007 19:33
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
quote:
Originally posted by washout
*gets excited*
tell it please !!
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.
Jun-18-2007 19:34
smakmagik
To somewhere and back
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Bombay
....
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.