so i have just woke up after having the most fucked up dream.

i was in the army [for some reason] and i dont know why but i had the urge to try and force my bollocks up out of my nob, so id have no nackers. shortly after i realised this wa a bad idea and went to the toilet to try and get them back into my sack by forcing them back down my japseye, so i licked them for a bit of lubrication,but my nob was hard after all the frollicking about and my bollcoks were like grapes, so as i was trying to force them down they just squished into mush. then i woke up

any ideas on why the frig im having dreams like this?

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i just dreamt you were a fag too...what a coincidence.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i just dreamt you were a fag too...what a coincidence.

christ the CORe sure got a lot funnier in my long absence... cock

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Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

oh i didn't notice you had seniority..sorry

i just dreamt you were senior executive fag

i mean you like "gabberhouse" lol

put a sock on your dong and things will get back to normal, but i fear those days are gone for good...sorry nukz|

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Strange Nuk, I normally have a fucked up dream like that once a fortnight. That's a nightmare if ever I've heard one. You don't eat a lot of cheese?

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Strange Nuk, I normally have a fucked up dream like that once a fortnight. That's a nightmare if ever I've heard one. You don't eat a lot of cheese?

not really, but ive not had a job for about a month so it might be something to do with stress.

but i did have a lot of dreams that my teeth were falling out, or i was being chased by the aliens for the film aliens.

i read in a dream book that if you dream about your teeth falling out your a bit insecure about something. and if you dream about being chased by monsters it means that your not happy with your life, and if you have dreams about being chased by monsters regularly it said you shoul seek psychiatric help. lol

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

i had some incredibly vivid ones recently. nothing involving bollocks tho|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

So let me get this straight, you forced you nuts out of your cock then licked your balls for lubrication to shove back down your snake.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...BBBBBWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Ahm,

Well First off, you wanna be a tranny thus the urge for having no balls, and your probably ghey. Cause you licked nuts.

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] but i did have a lot of dreams that my teeth were falling out i read in a dream book that if you dream about your teeth falling out your a bit insecure about something.

I rest my case.

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Well First off, you wanna be a tranny thus the urge for having no balls, and your probably ghey. Cause you licked nuts.

LOL the geyness countering the trannyness making me straight yayy

seriously tho ive never had a dream like this either biz, hence the thread

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Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

I used to have always have a dream where i was getting chased around town by the Terminator and the Predator. Now that was some scary shit.

Anyone here a psychiatrist?

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Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] so i have just woke up after having the most fucked up dream. i was in the army [for some reason] and i dont know why but i had the urge to try and force my bollocks up out of my nob, so id have no nackers. shortly after i realised this wa a bad idea and went to the toilet to try and get them back into my sack by forcing them back down my japseye, so i licked them for a bit of lubrication,but my nob was hard after all the frollicking about and my bollcoks were like grapes, so as i was trying to force them down they just squished into mush. then i woke up any ideas on why the frig im having dreams like this?

you probably had your first ever wet dream.

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