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bathroom connection
as a member of the semi-sophisticated yet primitive male human species, i recognize the atmosphere surrounding my shit.
i know i'm not alone.
as guys, we avoid shitty, shady looking bathrooms and gravitate towards clean, sanitary ones.
it reminds me of a seinfeld episode where george has a job he wants to keep soley because of his bathroom.
which brings me to my topic ...
your bathroom at work, and the time you spend in there shitting.
to begin, my work bathroom has a 5 digit push-button code to enter.
this feeling of security is just what i need before i drop my pants.
i know the only people who can come in and possibly disturb my peace are people who are allowed in.
dirty people from the streets cant come in and fuck my shit up.
the next cool thing are the lights, which are on a sensor.
the minute you open the door, the light all turn on.
this leads me to believe my bathroom is power efficient, so the lights wont gout out while im doing the duece.
the bathroom has two urinals with a divider, and two stalls, one large and one small.
the stall i have chosen as my long term throne, is the smaller of the two.
i know its the least used of the two, because of its "door problem."
to me its a secret knock, most others dont know it.
i have to lift it with my foot, to open and close it.
while others may try and move to the next stall, i use this one.
this means my stall is most likely less used, and more personalized for me.
while i havent used the larger one, i havent excluded it from future use.
one day a larger stall may be just what the doctor ordered, when i'm feeling small.
there are always two huge ass rolls of ass wiping paper available, canceling any possibility of the "out of tp nightmare."
while i shit i play on my phone, either texas holdem or tetris.
sometimes i ponder about other shit.
everyday at 6pm two mexicans, a husband and wife, clean the bathroom.
they mop it, load the tp up, soap, and paper towels.
they even make the shit smell real good.
its a treat for me before i go home to take a shit at the office is in a fresh smelling bathroom.
overall, the point of this thread is for you to tell me about your shitter at work.
is it nice ?? crappy ?? average ??
in my post, i have included several words and phrases i felt were appropriate the the subject, for pun purposes.
i will be taking a shit soon.
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